I can’t get over how the Dutch government is full of Christians who want to cut down on drug use. How can you be Christian and NOT condone drug use? What do you think Moses was doing when he was talking to God? The burning bush is the bush he was smoking. And Jesus looked like a pothead and acted like he was on ecstasy half the time. Even now you’ve got the Pope and his incense ball throwing smoke out all over the place. So how can you tell me I can’t have a cigarette?
We covered soft drugs in Amsterdam. So what about the hard stuff? In the US, the drug on the rise appears to be meth, which I have not been offered here. Maybe there is a God. Good old LSD should be making a comeback in the absence of mushrooms. But what do you know? The guy at the smart shop did let me know where I could get some of the dried mushrooms: The Adventures of Alice Through the Loophole.
I got my hands on some good old XTC. Man, I forgot how potent the love drug can be… as if Dutch girls need it. But the amphetamine / aphrodisiac mix is especially nice. The way cocaine is supposed to be… Cocaine has its uses, and I’m not here to be hatin’. Cocaine has a way of turning me into a positive and energetic guy – who happens to really want more cocaine. At any expense. At the end of any cocaine jag, I’m invariably in bed with someone I shouldn’t be, having pissed off at least 15 people I shouldn’t have, and fucking broke. And yet, for Amsterdam – like LA – coke is your drug of choice. I’d like to see what would happen if you’d legalize that shit. THAT should be what your parliament is talking about. Then again… there would be a LOT less tourism from Surinam.
