Goodbye Amsterdam. Byebye mushrooms, red light district, Ooorlaaam, vietsen jaaten, tieten, tips, geyle neuqsex, what a lekkere wife, beer, redhead, roommaid, oldtimer, blond en blond, angry girl in red coat from Utrecht, weed, haa-sjees, so me teen, fingerbanging, Runkle-look-a-likes, gay men in purple pants, studentchicks, headache, terrible wheater, motherfucking public transport, funny Euro, satan, sweet Jesus. See you Hank Moody, back to LA, back to hell. Hank Moody hates you all.
Hank Moody does Holland 
Wow, really trying hard eh? its weather by the way, but you would not know you dutch imposter!